Celebrity Rumors -
Rumor: Anna Kournikova Bikini Pictures - Oct 06, 2007
Remember Anna Kournikova? Former professional tennis player who never won anything but was still ridiculously famous because she was way hotter than all the other girls playing with balls and rackets? Yeah her. Well here she is in a bikini.
Rumor: ennifer Lopez Expecting Twins - Oct 06, 2007
Well its unofficially official that Jennifer Lopez is preggers. We don’t have the announcement from J-Lo’s peeps, but sources are saying that La Lopez is in fact going to be a mommy. Plus, witnesses from a recent J-Lo concert claim they spied the baby bump.
Rumor: Lindsay Lohan Leaves Rehab - Oct 06, 2007

Look out Hollywood, Lindsay Lohan is out of rehab.

From People:

“She’s finished the program,” one source says. “Lindsay is done, but she may come back for outpatient treatment. She over-extended her stay because she wanted to. She could have been out awhile ago, but she chose to stay.”

Rumor: Another Day, Another Giggle Over Joe Francis - Apr 27, 2007
I know that I really should have love for all humans. But when it comes to bottom feeders, I’m afraid I’m booking my first-class passage on the hell train.
Rumor: Britney - Working the ‘Razzi - Apr 27, 2007

Read enough news sources and suddenly the picture becomes clear.

I’ve been wondering why on earth the paparazzi knew every time Britney Spears has been taking a dance class or going shopping. Even if you consider the story of following her around to be important, it’s hard to believe that there are enough paparazzi, even in Hollyweird, to stake out every place she might go.

Rumor: Apparently Half-Naked Chicks and Lots of Guns… - Apr 10, 2007

Apparently Half-Naked Chicks and Lots of Guns don’t sell well.

Grindhouse failed to live up to the hype this weekend, placing fourth at the box office, with Will Ferrell’s Blades of Glory still on top for the second week running.

Rumor: Hi, I’m Jessica. Miss Alba to You Losers, Though. - Apr 10, 2007
Jessica Alba claims that when she had a guest shot on 90210, she wasn’t allowed to make eye contact or initiate conversation with the show’s stars like Shannon Dougherty, Tori Spelling, and Jason Priestly, being the Hollywood underling and all. She says of her experience on the show:
Rumor: Let’s Play Musical Beds - Apr 10, 2007

For those of you keeping score at home:

Ryan Reynolds was engaged to Alanis Morrisette. Allegedly hooked up with Jessica Biel. Spotted this past weekend with Scarlett Johansson, who was last rumored to be with Ryan Philippe (Reese Witherspoon’s soon-to-be-ex) after supposedly hooking up with Justin Timberlake, who used to date Britney Spears, then dated Cameron Diaz for years, and was rumored to have been dating Jessica Biel, who was spotted on vacation with Derek Jeter.

Rumor: Forget Florida - Apr 10, 2007

… all the rode hard and put away wet girls retire to Vegas.

Hot on the heels of dethroned Miss Nevada USA Katie Rees, Kim Kardashian has taken her post-sex-tape-release self to Vegas, where club promoters are willing to pay any D-list celebutard to “host” a party to draw a crowd.

Rumor: Congrats to D-Listed - Apr 10, 2007
It’s always nice to see a fellow celeb blogger get the fame and bad press we all so richly deserve, and D-listed made today’s Page Six, a sign that you are truly noteworthy in the world of celebrity gossip.
Rumor: Poor Jenna - Apr 10, 2007
Apparently, Jenna Jameson was upset by press coverage of her appearance at this year’s EXXXotica, which claimed that she left her appearance early after seeing Tera Patrick with a longer line of fans and after fans had questioned her about her rumored botched vaginoplasty and extreme weight loss, leaving her looking more like Victoria Beckham than her own picture she was standing in front of.
Rumor: I Wonder If His Cellmates Will Have Beads - Apr 10, 2007

… for when they make him take off his shirt.

People reports that Joe Francis was arrested in Florida, at the Panama City airport, when airport police recognized him (we can only assume that they are fans. Or, you know, maybe they had “Wanted” posters of him up all over).