Read enough news sources and suddenly the picture becomes clear.

I’ve been wondering why on earth the paparazzi knew every time Britney Spears has been taking a dance class or going shopping. Even if you consider the story of following her around to be important, it’s hard to believe that there are enough paparazzi, even in Hollyweird, to stake out every place she might go.

However, put 2 and 2 together, and sometimes it equals 4. First, the NY Daily News had a little item that claimed that Britney was alerting the paparazzi herself as to where she would be, making sure that they’d spot her in her recent skimpy dance costumes and rodeo whore look to showcase her “improved” body to her fans. Of course, her people say she’d never do that, but add to that another little piece that showed up that claimed that Britney bailed on a “surprise” comeback show, but has plans for more in the coming weeks as soon as everything is up to snuff.

I guess that would explain her incoherent ramblings to the video cameras as well as the appearance of photographs from darn near every dance class she seems to have taken. God forbid she leave the public’s eye for 30 seconds. Someone should let her know that if she really wants to get back in her fans’ good graces, she might want to ditch the hooker look and maybe appear with her kids every so often, if she even remembers where they are.