For those of you keeping score at home:

Ryan Reynolds was engaged to Alanis Morrisette. Allegedly hooked up with Jessica Biel. Spotted this past weekend with Scarlett Johansson, who was last rumored to be with Ryan Philippe (Reese Witherspoon’s soon-to-be-ex) after supposedly hooking up with Justin Timberlake, who used to date Britney Spears, then dated Cameron Diaz for years, and was rumored to have been dating Jessica Biel, who was spotted on vacation with Derek Jeter.

Shall we start another? Reese Witherspoon, divorcing Ryan Philippe, is rumored to be dating Jake Gyllenhaal, who dated Kirsten Dunst, who has been said to have been dumped by most recent boyfriend Johnny Borell, after allegedly hooking up with Fabrizio Moretti (Drew Barrymore’s ex-boyfriend), Adam Brody (Rachel Bilson’s ex-boyfriend, currently alleged to be dating Hayden Christensen), and Andy Samberg from Saturday Night Live (who’s never before been rumored to be dating anyone on my radar).

Now that we are all a bit motion sick from spinning in circles, is anyone else reminded of high school?