Celebrity Rumors : I Wonder If His Cellmates Will Have Beads

… for when they make him take off his shirt.

People reports that Joe Francis was arrested in Florida, at the Panama City airport, when airport police recognized him (we can only assume that they are fans. Or, you know, maybe they had “Wanted” posters of him up all over).

Last week, Francis told Geraldo Rivera that he wasn’t going to hide, and planned on turning himself in, but he was supposed to surrender by noon last Thursday. Maybe he thought the judge told him to go home, enjoy his Easter, and then go to jail?

I’m sure his lawyer will be issuing a statement shortly saying that he was on his WAY to turn himself in and the mean old police arrested him when he was TRYING to do the right thing. You know, five days late.